That's Maruja, La Reina de Sablay (Queen of Mishaps), and making a fool out of myself is one of my colorful random lives.

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THE WEBCAM MISHAP

What's the random life in contention, you ask?

Yesterday afternoon, I was left in the house at my lonesome and I started to chat online with my webcam on.

I got in touch with a Filipino-American living in California (just like most Filipinos in Bushlandia) whom I met days ago. I'm telling you, his looks are as hot as his chat nickname, and for the sake of his privacy I'm keeping his photos. (They're mine, all mine....hehehe...)

Our chat was in a "getting to know you phase." He was born and raised in the States. He's into the retailing business. Visited his parents' hometown four years ago. Loves sports like football, lacrosse, and basketball. Goes to the gym thrice a week.

Then suddenly he typed, "Can I see more of you?"

"More of what," I typed back.

Apparently, he wanted to see me in my naked glory.

"It's too early for me to get horny," I chatted.

"Come on babe..."

With that persuation, how couldn't I refuse?

I asked him if he have some naked photos of himself. Of course, for some "inspiration." He did, and showed the glorious pics to me.

I told him what I would do in actual love making, on how I would treat him, and on how I would enthrall his senses. That made him hard.

And just as I was about to show myself...

My internet got disconnected.

Dammit! My pre-paid internet credit was maxed out.

Now I'm trying to apologize to him for that unfortunate incident. Hope he's OK.